Anybody have one of those kind of days when all the music you own is boring? I can’t find a single thing in my MP3 collection I’d really like to listen to right now. Besides that, the internets has been hella slow and boring today, and nobody’s emailed me today besides two comment spammers posting discount pharmaceutical links on my weblog. Perhaps it’s because Jen and I got so much stuff done yesterday that today’s work is so damn dull. Anybody else having the same Monday I am?
HOWTO Digitize Tapes & Records
I know my dad has a zillion old vinyl records he’d love to get into MP3 format. Here’s a good primer.
Getting paid is a Good Thing.
Fit 18 hours of video on one DVD. Sounds a little too good to be true…
I really haven’t been writing much around here lately. I don’t know what to attribute this to—summer blahs, lack of free time, nothing to say, scattered brainwaves—but there is stuff going on right now. In the spirit of my old weblog, which used to feature myriad lists of random things, a sample braindump:
- Books to buy: Information Architecture For Designers, by Peter Van Djick: I peeped this at Borders today, and I need to own this book. It’s got a lot of things that I know, but a whole lot of things that I don’t, and some excellent suggestions for building larger sites. Designing for Small Screens, by Studio 7.5: Lately I’ve been pecking at the edges of design for wireless handsets, and I think there may be a larger project for me on the horizon. I’m going to hold off on buying this until I have the official go-ahead on that, but this book is full of meaty goodness—screen sizes, font selection, UI best practices, and colors.
- Vehicle Update: The Jeep is officially in the shop for repairs to the left butt-cheek. Apparently they’re going to pull the bumper, see if there’s any damage to the body, and straighten out the mount points before respraying the tailgate and adding a new endcap. It will be wondrous to be able to open the rear and haul stuff once again—the trusty Saturn has been doing yeoman’s duty hauling
dead bodiesmulch, garbage, potting soil, etc. - From Batteries.com, a 5-watt trickle charger. I need to read up on solar power and figure out if something like this would provide enough power to run a laptop, or if I’d need something much bigger.
- My PC laptop has been raised from the dead and hurtled into the new century; it’s now cheerfully running a clean copy of XP Home, and life is rosier in the studio. Simple shit like screen refreshing, peripheral support, modern drivers and the ability to load and use current software is really swell. Thanks for the assist, Pop. (sidenote: in re-organizing the office this week, I found an old copy of Virtual PC from the late 90’s in its original box: inside was a fresh Windows 98 install disc with the Microsoft packaging and serial number. Did you hear me slap my own forehead sometime Monday night? It was pretty loud.) After a long and noble career, the Celeron 466 clone with four cooling fans has been mothballed in the attic until further notice.
- The studio here at Lockardugan Industries has gone through some desperately-needed renovation. We bought $50 worth of modular shelving and installed it in the closet this past week, replacing a wobbly chipboard cabinet and acres of wasted space with wire racks and a Teutonic sense of order. $30 worth of IKEA plastic bins enclose most of our debris and get it up off the floor and out of our hair, which lends to a better working relationship. Jen also scored the Biggest Desk In The Universe, a slab of Swedish wood the size of a aircraft carrier, on sale—finally replacing the Doctor’s ancient oak desk with something ergonomically functional. She now has workspace to breathe, although we will have to install warning lights to prevent planes on the glidepath to BWI from entering the office window at high speeds. I also bought some RJ-45 connectors (note to self: Belkin sucks donkey dicks) and replaced all our ancient patchcords with modern Cat 5e wiring, something that improved our network speed one hundredfold (I’m not kidding—There were at least two 10baseT wires in the office hooked up to a 100baseT switch. D’oh!) and makes printing so much better.
- Effective immediately, I’m going to be requiring a 30% down payment on acceptance of contract from my clients so that I can afford to keep the doors open. This net-90 shit is getting old.
- We will be buying an electric pet grooming clipper to shave Penn down to the skin at some point this month. This cat sheds more than a Siberian yak on holiday in Havana, and his hair is everywhere. It’s shedding so fast that we cut mats of it out and more appear the next day. Pictures to come.
- Our garden seems to be producing some healthy plants. We have two tomatoes already growing, and the cucumber vines are five times the size of the anemic-looking stubs I grew last year. This weekend we have to build and install some kind of cage or ladder for them to climb, and then enclose the whole garden to keep the varmints out. (Mr. Squirrel, I’m looking at you.)
There’s probably more, but I can’t think of anything right now.
Router Fun.
This is almost enough to make me want to go and buy one of these routers.
I’ve been sitting here at my computer getting various things done and wondering what I ate that’s making me so sleepy—granted, the two hot dogs from IKEA were probably not the better part of a balanced meal, but they were damn tasty. Then I remembered that I was up until 2:30AM on a conference call with a quartet of people on the west coast. (I’m not saying this to brag, but because I completely forgot about it until just now. Time to reheat some java.)
Jen and I decided to get the hell out of town early on Saturday, and we drove north to scenic Lancaster, PA to visit a mythical Pottery Barn outlet we’d been told about by friends months ago. I never realized what a cottage industry the Amish faith was until we passed the Dutch Wonderland and its attendant motels, spread over acres of old pasture; this odd attraction is now giving way to the modern amusement park, otherwise known as the outlet mall. Once there, we scored a pair of cabinets from Hold Everything on super-deep 50% discount, a pair of lights for the dining room (finally!) and a wool runner for the hallway at 2/3 of the price. The rest of the day was spent getting lost in actual Amish country and marveling at how much Lancaster County resembles Ireland. (I’d have a picture of the “Welcome to Intercourse” sign to show you, but we were hungry, and stopped at the White Horse Inn for a decidedly non-chain-restaurant dinner.)
This whole thing is cribbed from Kottke, but it’s too good not to pass along. To wit: “The result is that $2.25 million worth of work goes uncompensated because of one company’s disrespectful solicitation.” Also read this Michael Beirut article. My opinion: Spec work is bullshit. And my few experiences with it has always left me holding the bag.
Yesterday, I worked on a pair of laptops. The first is the battered G4 Powerbook of a client of mine; it’s about four years old, and it’s been through the ringer. When I first started working with her, it was intermittently hanging and crashing, and I was able to resuscitate it twice (once with FireWire disk mode after a particularly hair-raising death), so she bought a new hard drive for it and handed it off to me yesterday. After following some remarkably clear directions on Apple’s website, I had the bottom of the case cracked and the drive installed in about ten minutes; an hour later I had a brand-new, up to date install of OS X happily humming on the machine. Case closed.
The other laptop is my Thinkpad, which has been running a ghosted copy of Windows 98—which is about as useful as a hatchet in my neck. Every other time I start up the machine I have to go through some kind of recovery process to get it to work, half the applications I own don’t run on it, and the network support is abysmal. I picked up a copy of Win XP yesterday in the hopes that I could upgrade the OS to something from this century. I popped the disk in and loaded the installer, which helpfully informed me that it needed a CD to “verify” my upgrade path, something the back of the box failed to mention. It listed pretty much every lousy OS Microsoft has published except the one I have a legal copy of (Windows NT Server), and refused to recognize that disk altogether. So I decided I’d upgrade the OS I have, figuring it would be better than nothing.
I was wrong.
Three hours after I started the “upgrade”, I found myself in Windows XP, and figured things had gone smoothly. There were various driver issues to be resolved, so I went to the Lenovo site and started downloading the updates for my particular system, installed one, and rebooted. It was then that I knew I was in trouble, because I got some screen that mentioned something about the FAT file system, windows/DUMP.temp, and that my “first allocation unit is not valid”, and then sent me into some kind of a low-res Windows XP screen, and then I got a blue screen that showed up for about one second, and then I went right back to the black BIOS screen for another cycle of the same crap all over again. I resisted the urge to scream, because it was 1AM and Jen was asleep upstairs.
This morning I booted off the install CD and chose “repair installation” from the menu, thinking I’d get something that would help me troubleshoot the problem. Again, I was too optimistic. I was greeted with a black command-line screen full of cryptic commands that were supposed to “help” me with my problem. CHKDSK is the one I recognize, so I ran that, and it told me there are errors on my disk. Yeah, no kidding. So what do I do about it? Got any suggestions, you stupid piece of shit? All the other “utilities” wanted to do stuff like repartition my drive or re-order my boot sequence, something I can do in BIOS already. Where’s the command for “fix that shit you told me was broke?”
I put a call into my Dad, who has several Win 98 discs laying around, and hopefully he can send me one so I can spoof this shit software into thinking it’s OK to do a clean installation instead of doing it ghetto-style on top of Win 98.
It’s not that I’m mad at Microsoft for making piracy hard; I understand, to a point, where they’re coming from. My anger lies in the incomprehensible installation process, made difficult for people who are not CS majors or CompUSA employees. Would I be able to walk my mother through this process remotely if I was trying to troubleshoot her PC (If I was stupid enough to recommend a PC to my Mother in the first place)? Not a chance. Would I recommend this software to anyone else? Not on your life. One of the reasons I decided to install it myself was because I’d heard that the big computer manufacturers are bundling spyware and other crap on the computers they sell, and I want to have as little of that shit to deal with as possible. It looks like I have a whole other mess I have to deal with instead.
