Four years ago, I knew just enough about engines and brakes and car stuff to do basic maintenance without getting myself into trouble. I was comfortable with the basics of a tune-up; I could swap spark plugs and wires and change oil and brake pads and do basic bodywork—mainly skimming Bondo over dents. I’d had enough experience in the repo lot, with my own cars, and with home renovations to know the ins and outs of most the tools and materials. But as the years went by, the guys willing to work on old iron started retiring, and it got harder and harder to source a reliable mechanic.

When I bought Darth Haul I knew I was going to have to take a lot of the work on myself, and that was the point. I’d already taken the welding class so I knew I was in good shape to try more serious bodywork, but the engine stuff—the deeper stuff beyond cleaning out a carburetor—that was the scary part. Over the course of the last two and a half years, between working on Darth, Bob’s Chrysler, and several of my friends’ trucks, I’ve learned a ton about how engines work, how to diagnose more complicated issues, and most importantly, how to not let the fear of breaking something stop me from trying.

A couple of weeks ago, I took the plunge and installed a fuel injection system on Darth. We’re not talking about something as serious as tearing the top of the engine off and getting down to the camshaft, but it was a lot more involved than swapping the plugs. My experience pulling off grotty old carburetors and cleaning them came in handy for bolting down a shiny new unit. Ordeals with clogged, leaking and absent fuel lines was vital for routing a fuel system not designed the way the EFI manufacturer was expecting. After getting everything installed, I was stymied by a weird electrical glitch—but I fixed that by installing a relay, something I’d recently learned how to do when I put an auxiliary fuse panel in. Then I couldn’t get it to start—and used my previous experience working through Bob’s ignition system to diagnose a burnt out condenser in the distributor, a result of me welding on the truck without disconnecting the battery.

Yesterday I swapped a new condenser into the distributor, switched the cameras on, and turned the key: the truck fired right up. She ran like dogshit, because the timing settings are way off, but she started. I’d been having a kind of shitty week up until that point, and that victory, plus a couple of wins at work was enough to turn my mood around.

It feels really good to work towards something and see the light at the end of the tunnel; if I can get the timing sorted out tomorrow and get the truck running smoothly, then I can try to break the clutch free from the flywheel and see if she’ll move.

 

Date posted: May 16, 2025 | Filed under general, Travelall | Leave a Comment »

The ol’ browser is getting clogged up with tabs, so let’s clear some of these out:

I was asked this question on a state application the other day, and thought it was funny. I had no idea this was the official definition of drunkard.

Date posted: May 12, 2025 | Filed under humor, links | Leave a Comment »

I’ve had Turnstile on heavy repeat in my head this past week. The end of this set from the Hurricane Festival in 2024 covers the highlights; they look like they would be awesome to see live.

Update: They played a show yesterday at Wyman Park here in Baltimore.

Date posted: May 11, 2025 | Filed under earworm, music | Leave a Comment »

Date posted: May 7, 2025 | Filed under photography | Leave a Comment »

In my continuing quest to get current on all of my vaccinations before Bobby Brainworms makes it illegal, I got my shingles vaccine this morning at about 11 o’clock. By 2 o’clock my left arm felt like somebody had hit it with a baseball bat. I can’t tell, but I think I might have a low-grade fever. We’re going to see how this affects me tomorrow and that will tell whether or not I’m going to work. I’ve still got several more to go plus a booster for this and for hepatitis B upcoming. I’m trying to stretch them out every two weeks so that I give my immune system time to bounce back before I dose with something else.

Date posted: May 6, 2025 | Filed under general | Leave a Comment »

NEW TURNSTILE

Date posted: May 4, 2025 | Filed under music | Leave a Comment »

Redwood watches just released a new GMT model that looks beautiful. The price isn’t eye-wateringly high and I like the subtle details in the dial face—the numbers around the crown are perfectly imprecise, the ribs on the edges are just the right height, and the orange GMT hand is sharp. Plus, it’s got a date window. At 40mm it’s at the very top edge of sizing for my wrist, but it’s really pretty. The only thing I’d like to know is how thick it is; my solar Vaer diver is the tallest watch I own at 10mm and it verges on being annoying when it catches on my sleeves.

If the world was a normal place right now, I’d consider buying one of these.

Date posted: May 3, 2025 | Filed under watches | Leave a Comment »

I’ve had these tabs open in Safari for a while now, which is my cue to do something with them other than have them take up space in the menu bar. From the top:

  • Vintage Truck Magazine does what it says in the title; they’ve got back issues available online for order, and they cover the gamut of brands and years and models. I don’t need more paper laying around the house, but I might buy an issue for $7 just to see how deep they go on some of the models I’m interested in.
  • Choose Democracy has a list of actions you can do to fight the coup, starting with how to orient yourself and ending with reminders to take a breath and not try to do everything all at once.
  • Because I haven’t finished this yet, this is a video on how to install a Holley Sniper EFI unit. I suspect my issues go deeper than the install—there’s still something not right with the engine itself. Further investigation is warranted.
  • I’ve had two rolls of 120 film from the Yashica sitting on my desk waiting to be developed; I’m getting off my ass and sending these out to thedarkroom.com, who I’ve been using for years as my go-to large format development shop.
Date posted: May 1, 2025 | Filed under list | Leave a Comment »

Date posted: April 28, 2025 | Filed under photography | Leave a Comment »

There’s nothing like straight-ahead stoner rock played with energy and accompanied by a funny video. This is Wires by Red Fang, a Portland band with a history of this kind of thing. Some of their songs hit and some don’t—I tend to gravitate to their earlier stuff—but it’s all good and on the Spotify playlist. And even more appreciated, it knocked Wanna Be Starting Something out of my brain, which had been stuck there like tape to the bottom of a shoe, all day Thursday.

Date posted: April 26, 2025 | Filed under earworm, music | Leave a Comment »