If you didn’t see Shaun of the Dead, you won’t get it but this is genius.
Here it is, your 2020 Minnesota State High School All Hockey Hair Team. So much salad. For reference: 2019, 2018, 2017, and 2016. Magnificent.
Ha ha ha. An artist named Mitch McConnell (not that Mitch McConnell) crowdfunded a They Live-inspired billboard in Times Square, which is currently up for display. The best part is that the billboard says “Paid for by Mitch McConnell” at the bottom. If he gets more contributions, he’ll keep it up longer. I love this. (via)
Impeach the Motherfucker. Just what it says on the label.
Nation Perplexed By 16-Year-Old Who Doesn’t Want World To End.
“I know she’s from another country, but she’s still a teenager, right?” said 33-year-old Sophia Williams of Kenosha, WI, her confusion reportedly shared by millions of Americans who recalled that during their own adolescence they had hated the world and everyone in it and had felt the end couldn’t come fast enough.
LEGO has just announced their new Imperial Star Destroyer set, clocking in at 4,784 pieces and measuring almost 4 feet long. It’s amazing. It’s also $700 and won’t fit over our fireplace.
This is a hilarious animated video by a Dutch hardcore band that made me laugh out loud. And I liked the song too. (I took the liberty of starting it when the video actually starts).
This is gold: an exclusive interview with the Arizona Zoo Panther.
MH: So tell me about the attack from your perspective. What was it like to …
CT: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Attack? What “attack”?
First of all, I was chilling at home when some white lady broke in. What would you do if someone came into your house with a weapon? This is a clear case of Stand Your Ground! She was armed and attacking me!
Brilliant.
I’m just going to leave this here: Man dies in toilet fire at Baltimore Ravens stadium.
Hark! A Vagrant is an online comic (now archived) about odd and unknown elements of history. I love the illustrations and the subject matter, and I feel like I stumbled over this site years ago but forgot about it at some point. (via)