Vice has been running a hilarious (and sobering) column for years now called London Rental Opportunity of the Week, which I stumbled on a few days ago; the author is hanging up his shingle and wrote a kiss-off to all landlords everywhere.
One of the curious things about working where I do is our close proximity to the Block, Baltimore’s (in)famous red-light district. My parking garage fronts onto an alley facing Larry Flynt’s Hustler club. This card was left on the ashtray outside the garage elevators. I have no idea what the “World Famous Shower Act” is, but I’d wager it’s a lame ripoff of Flashdance.