• Number of junk emails received since Friday the 8th: 1,557
  • Number of days without our luggage (and toothbrushes, shampoo, deodorant, etc.): 2
  • Number of days without being woken to the sound of waves crashing on the beach: 2
  • Number of times I wanted the cabana lady to bring me a fresh alcoholic beverage since returning: 17
  • Number of LOST episodes viewed since we returned: 4
  • Number of tasty Maryland crabs consumed yesterday while watching LOST: 6
  • Average Curacao temperature today: 88° (heat index 102°)
  • Average Baltimore temperature today: 90°
  • Average Curacao water temperature: 82°
  • Number of pictures taken in Curacao: 228 (an all-time low record)
Date posted: June 18, 2007 | Filed under humor | Comments Off on Do The Numbers.

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