Because I don’t have to hear that fucking “Overst*” Jingle Bells song anymore.

I have relief from the overwhelming feeling of despair and un-manliness over not having bought my wife a diamond the size of my fist.

There are no More Celine Dion Christmas carols.

The grocery store is calm and peaceful again.

There are plenty of cookies left over in the kitchen.

Date posted: December 28, 2005 | Filed under humor | Comments Off on I’m So Glad Christmas Is Over.

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