So the guy that currently runs FEMA claimed that he was teleported to a Waffle House during a podcast interview. Predictably, normal people were upset about this.

Despite the criticism, Phillips doubled down on his supernatural account this week, claiming that the incident occurred while he was “heavily medicated” and that the incident was a “miracle” performed by God.

FYI, Phillips runs a department with 1,000 employees and a budget of $300M.

Many, many people have found themselves at a Waffle House with no idea how they got there, but there’s no shame in admitting you got dumped there by an Uber or stumbled in after a rager at your buddy Steve’s house. This fucking guy claims teleportation.