- It’s going to take me a while to get used to 90˚ weather this year. I can already feel it sapping the life out of me.
- When do we get to see Jules Winfield walking the earth like Kaine in Kung Fu?
- I’m growing four tomato plants in the greenhouse this year, after taking four years off. I refuse to put any more time or hope into it than that.
- I made a tactical error the last time I was at the liquor store: I bought a 12-pack of Western IPA instead of Pacifico. We are clearly in beer-with-lime season, and I have something like eight more cans to go through before I can feel the island breeze again.
