AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH

ADHD comes with its pluses and minuses. Having a song stuck in one’s head on repeat can be enjoyable (for a while, at least) or it can be a slow, grinding hellscape. This week is one of those latter times. I do not know how these two cocaine-dusted sex pests got stuck in my head, but here we are. This damned song floated across every AOR radio station in the mid-70’s that covered the yacht-rock playlist, which meant I heard it constantly as a child. And now it is trapped in my skull, imploring some poor woman to take a walk on a beach in a cloud of Hai Karate and Marlboro Red smoke.

Look at those two. Look at them. Would you let them drive away in their Monte Carlo with your daughter?