This is gold: an exclusive interview with the Arizona Zoo Panther.

MH: So tell me about the attack from your perspective. What was it like to …

CT: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Attack? What “attack”?

First of all, I was chilling at home when some white lady broke in. What would you do if someone came into your house with a weapon? This is a clear case of Stand Your Ground! She was armed and attacking me!

Brilliant.