But by the hand of God, you and the people running your shop are the most ahistorical, smegmatically incompetent and fuckstumbling stewards of an essential informational resource since, well, since Wall Street analysts and their slobbering chain-newspaper fetch-monkeys drove mainstream journalism into a ditch.

This quote isn’t the point of the article, but I just love the way David Simon insults Jack Dorsey over his ethically bankrupt stewardship of Twitter. Even if you don’t know what’s going on, the whole thing is worth a read for the wordsmithing alone.