This morning, a young county cop walked up the driveway and informed me that some neighborhood kids had written words in spackle on the Jeep. I had to pull it in the driveway and scrub as much off as possible before it dried completely and set; luckily it was water-soluble, so I got everything off the paint and called it good. I’m thinking they’re not professional criminals, though-who writes the word WIMP if you’re up to no good?