Hello little one. I don’t have a whole lot of time to write today, but I’d just like to say thanks for re-arranging your room and cleaning up before the doctor’s visit yesterday.

We’re glad to see the placenta has raised to the right place, which means the chances of having to use the escape hatch instead of the front door have decreased dramatically. The checkup looked great, and you’re growing at a perfect rate: the tech said you’re around one pound ten ounces, and your heartbeat is strong. Our only concern right now is that you’re facing ass-first; if you don’t move yourself around some, the OB is gonna have to lay hands on your mother and spin you right round baby, right round.