BALTIMORE, December 8. O’Malley Picks Brown As His Running Mate. Are these guys not photogenic, or what? If they don’t already have their own buddy movie in production, I think I could come up with a few ideas:

  1. A pair of mismatched cops have to learn to get along as they take down a corrupt system in a large city.
  2. A pair of superheroes fight crime, while keeping their alter egos as everyday politicians a secret.
  3. A duo of action movie stars fight to keep from killing each other as they play politicians in a murderous fight for the Governor’s office.
  4. Two inner-city gigolos fight crime by day and get busy by night.
  5. Two cowboys discover their forbidden love for each other in 1963 Montana. (You’d like that, ladies, wouldn’t you?)

I think Governor Hairpiece has his work cut out for him.

Date posted: December 8, 2005 | Filed under general | Comments Off on The Salt & Pepper Ticket.

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