I signed up for a Netflix account this afternoon. I’m going to make this here Internet work for me, dammit.
But Mr. Dugan, didn’t I tell you we have a plan that makes sure you never pay a late fee?
OH. MY. GAWD.
That was going to be my surprise to you…I signed up yesterday.
You’ll never darken the Blockbuster doorstep again. Never go back.
Heh, heh. Sure you did. But you conveniently forgot to mention there’s a limit on how long you avoid a late fee? No thanks, I’m tired of the bait-and-switch, and you don’t have a location anywhere near my house. Besides, you censor and alter movies that I’m old enough to see, and I appreciate that about as much as a punch in the head. Go to hell.
now that’s the spirit!
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