Fuck you.

Date posted: July 13, 2005 | Filed under geek | 11 Comments »

11 Responses to Dear Cingular Wireless:

  1. sweetney says:

    i’ll second that.

    and i’d like to add an extra-special “fuck you” shout out to sprint pcs. bastards.

    ps: like the site design.

  2. Linda says:

    Sprint offers the phone I’d get in a heartbeat if it had enough memory for all my current PDA data. Much cheaper than a phone and PDA individually, not to mention way more convenient.

  3. the idiot says:

    Imagine, if you will, a circular phone call where any attempt to pay off my cellphone bill sends me in a looping journey through the same four menus, only to wind up where I started.

    The best part: dialling “0”, normally a shortcut to getting a live CSR drone on the other end, automatically DISCONNECTS THE CALL.

    Bite Me, Cingular.

  4. the idiot says:

    P.S. Linda-

    I made the mistake of buying the service for the cellphone instead of the other way around. I’d advise you to choose the service carefully-although I’m betting the Sprint coverage in Texas is much better than Maryland.

    And our phones wound up kind of sucking, too.

  5. Linda says:

    Those ass clowns don’t have online bill-pay? Outrageous.

  6. Linda says:

    Oh ITA. I’ve been with T-Mobile for 7 years now with no complaints – I’m not about to tempt fate with another provider just for a different phone. My current phone is 2 1/2 years old and starting to wilt – I doubt it will survive the rest of the year. I was hopeful T-Mobile would have an acceptable combo unit by now, but oh well.

  7. the idiot says:

    Oh, no, they have online billpay. That’s how I wound up doing it. This was for my remaining AT&T Wireless balance, the account I was on *before* I signed up with Cingular for a 1-year contract. No, the Ass Clown part is that they can’t fold both bills into one-they still have them seperately so that I get two bills with the same account number. And both bills go to different places.

  8. tbtine says:

    wait, are we talking about BGE or Cingular?

    (just jokes, baby, just jokes)

  9. Linda says:

    The attack was at Bolivar, where my parents live.

  10. the idiot says:

    Todd made the same BGE/Cingular comparison. It does feel eerily like I’m repeating history here.

    As for the shark attack, I read that this morning. And I put on my steel underwear. Better bust out the duct tape, people…