Whether or not to be worried or relieved at the news that our neighbor’s nasty three-color 1980-something Dodge Caravan was “stolen” from their driveway this afternoon sometime between 4:30pm and the time I got home.
I wonder if it’s in the same place the bass boat wound up after the repo guys showed up with the wrecker at 12:30 in the morning last fall.
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How it might be possible to crawl through both time and the TV, back to the David Letterman show, to personally kick the shit out of every member of the “Kaiser Chiefs”.