- Anytime they try to sell a DVD by saying, “Now the adventure will live forever,” you know the movie tanked (*ahem* Van Helsing *cough*) and the DVD is nothing but filler. Also, isn’t Hugh Jackman looking more and more like Travolta every day?
- I’m no expert, but anytime you cover over your disgusting bathtub or shower with another bathtub, you should be aware that your whole bathroom is eventually going to rot out the bottom of your house (*cough* Bath Fitter *ahem*.)
- The ongoing Stewart vs. Crossfire battle is funny, sad stuff (I can’t call it “news”, because a comedian challenged a “news show” to actually serve the public and present honest debate. I can’t call it “truth”, because truth is at the center of the argument. And I can’t call it “comedy”, unless it’s in the blackest sense, because it’s a depressing commentary on our current
political system.) Stewart’s points were dead-on, and the haircuts backed away from each of them like he was holding Kryptonite.
