Thoughts on watching the movie Cold Creek Manor last night:
“He was just trying to scare everybody away!”

“And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it hadn’t been for you meddling kids!”

Moist: adj.: 1. someone who makes other people feel like they need to wash: That dude is so moist. 2. a smarmy, slimy individual; 3. repulsive or gross.

1. Crispin Glover.
2. Deney Terrio.
3. The 70’s band Exile, responsible for I Want To Kiss You All Over.
4. Rex Smith.
5. The eponymous Canadian band Moist.

Got another? We’ll put your suggestion to the judges (Heather, Todd, and Jen) and post it if it’s truly moist.