There is a hilarious wrap-up of the year’s past business blunders here. I snorfled my coffee through my nose this morning as I read it. (That was before I took a shower, kind readers.)

I’m also glad to hear that in this age of Code-Orange Alerts and Heightened Awareness, they didn’t send the S.W.A.T. Team in to blow this guy’s head off. Memo to Dwight: Find another crop, my friend.

On Extended Repeat: Doves’ Lost Souls. God this is a brilliant album. I keep playing “Rise” over and over again like a mental patient.

10:59 PM: Get Your War On. Say what you will, believe what you wish, but they started lobbing cruise missiles at Iraq.