I found this little guy (or girl) in the garage the other night when I went out to find a part for the Scout, hiding under the engine block. Thinking it was some kind of gruesome Horned Widow Jumping Copperhead Recluse, I admit, I smushed it. Then I measured the span of its legs: FOUR FUCKING INCHES. I found out later it’s most likely a wolf spider, harmless and beneficial. Hopefully this one laid lots of eggs and left a family behind to patrol. I promise will leave future wolf spiders alone.