According to the Republicans’ Great White Hope, Corporations Are People.

“Corporations are people, my friend,” he said. “Of course they are.” After receiving jeers from the audience over the quote, he elaborated: “Everything corporations earn goes to people. Where do you think it goes? Whose pockets? People’s pockets. Human beings, my friend.”

Fuck You, My Friend. Corporations don’t give a fuck about people; that’s why they outsource jobs, open factories in China, destroy collective bargaining agreements, defund pensions and health benefits, chase government tax breaks, and reward CEOs with record salaries.

Middle-class America pays taxes because we can’t afford to outsource living in our own country. Fuck you, Romney.