1. I’m so ready to be done with shite political ads on TV, in my mailbox, and robocalls on our answering machine. If there needed to be any more compelling a reason to give up network TV and a land line completely, this would be it.
  2. I’m also ready to be done with the visual clutter of endless yard signs polluting my neighborhood.
  3. To the electioneer outside the school this morning: No, I don’t need any of your “help” telling me who to vote for; I’m not a fucking sheep. Fuck you very much, have a nice day. And my child, dressed in a pink hat, pink mittens, and purple pants, IS A GIRL.
  4. I’m sad that I as a voter in Baltimore County, don’t get to vote on the slots issue in Anne Arundel county. I know it’s inevitable, but that shit needs to stay at the racetrack, not in a mall. I will have no problem boycotting that entire stupid mazelike complex if the measure passes.
  5. Finn walked out of the gym with about six “I Voted” stickers. That kid could charm the stripes off a zebra.
  6. Good luck, Martin.

Oh, and by the way: this is brilliant. Should have been live months ago, though.

Date posted: November 2, 2010 | Filed under politics | Leave a Comment »

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