This morning, between taps of the snooze bar on our alarm clock, your mother took my hand and placed it on her stomach. After a few quiet moments, I felt you bump your head against the ceiling.
That was the best wakeup call ever.
This morning, between taps of the snooze bar on our alarm clock, your mother took my hand and placed it on her stomach. After a few quiet moments, I felt you bump your head against the ceiling.
That was the best wakeup call ever.
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