Swell day. Just swell. I am in a rotten goddamn mood today, boy. Merry goddamn Christmas. I think I may have had a better day if I just jammed a pencil in my eye.

Meanwhile, the long bloody crawl to the 15th of the month is almost over, and I can relieve some of the holiday strain on my credit card. Although, now I can’t relieve as much as I thought I could. Hence my rotten mood. I think I’m going to have a few of those chocolate cookies Jen was writing about when I get home, because we’re out of pumpkin pie.