…But we play them on TV. Jen and I went to the Sam’s Club this weekend to stock up on 44-lb. bags of cat litter, and while we were there we decided to stroll through the clothing section before checking out. (And before you snicker, let it be known that we found her a beautiful, comfortable and inexpensive suede coat at Sam’s last year.) My eyes immediately went to a simple black leather jacket which looked to be cut the right way. Jen tried it on, and it looked too damn sexy to pass up, so we bought it. (It’s also “smoother than a spanked baby’s bottom”, as my Uncle Brian would say.) Sunday we hit the Target to look for a new couch cover, and while Jen tried on some clothes there I found a suede jacket marked down three times to $40 from $100. For the total cost of $100, we are now both rockstars.