I have a few thoughts about Trading Spaces, the show on TLC about neighbors who trade houses and redecorate a room simultaneously with the help of bitchy interior designers.

Anyone who signs up for this show is a moron. Every decent piece of furniture you own will be destroyed. Anything you specifically request will be ignored and anything you detest will be exploited. Your room will be painted in some single hideous color.

This show is a great barometer for how your neighbors feel about you. They will ask you to appear on the show because they hate you and they want to help destroy your house.

There is life after college for annoying sorority girls. They become hosts/designers on shows like this.