Walking home last night from the Rite Aid parking lot, I heard a bunch of yelling from up te street. A minivan was parked up a block and a half with two women sitting/standing near the front seats, and the driver was screeching at her kid, a boy of about 8 named Jason.

Mother: Jayyyy-son! Get Back Here Right Now!!
Jason: (walking away from the minivan) No! (unheard protest)
Mother: Jayyy-son! YOU GET THE FUCK RIGHT BACK HERE, YOU LITTLE BASTARD!
Jason: (running away from his ignorant, stupid mother) No! (unheard protest)

Mother: JAAAAYYYY-SONN!

I watched for about 2 minutes, until I got so depressed I had to turn and walk to my house. Keep running, Jason.